
Introduction
Slorum Tigus wanted to receive a cargo of rhumbular brewed by one of my contacts. Sadly, a student particularly amateur of alcohol has found our kegs and invited all his friends to celebrate this event. We have some left, but it won’t meet the demand. So, here’s what you can do: I’ll give you a keg of our alcohol and pay you to get the rest. You can also take mister Tigus’ money. Is that all right?

Cunclusion
I am a bit disappointed not to have the darker rhumbular I was promised, but it’s not your fault, I’m certain of it. Here, take these few coins and accept this fork for all your efforts.