Special permission

Introduction

Well! Well! Well! You ask wicked old Malcolm for help? Times must be very hard. Don't worry, I'm fooling around... Stay. You want counterfeit papers to fool this Swanson? I hope you don't believe you are the first to ask?

Cunclusion

If you tell anyone you brought it here oh well... I won't finish my sentence, because if you were that stupid, you'd probably still be trying to find your way in the mushroom cavern.