
Introduction
I'd love to tell you all about it, as Anton asked, but I must protect my family from potential retaliation by criminals.

Cunclusion
I was taking a stroll in the woods, looking for some flowers to make soap with, when I heard deep voices with strong northern accents. Thinking the men were probably criminals, I dived into the nearest bush, and lost my coif. I must have seen five or six pairs of legs, some hairier than others, but I never got a good look at their owners. What I'm sure of, though, is that those legs, hairy or not, were carrying something... or someone.